i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it
- James: Lily?
- Lily: Mmmm
- James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
- James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.